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Welcome to the PUDDINGBENCH.COM! Okay, okay, we know - of course , you're asking yourself "Who, or what, is Puddingbench?" ...(it's okay...we'll wait while you say it...go on...there , now that wasn't so hard, was it? )...Well, that's a long story...and because so many of you wanted to know where the name came from...we put a link to the story for both of you right HERE! ...or, for right now, you may forge ahead and just know that Puddingbench is a beautiful place on the 'net where friends reconnect* and share their talents with each other, and with you! Over 4,001,132 brave (?) souls have dared to cross this threshold since 7:03 p.m. on December 7, 2001 - the day the site went up for the first time! If they can do it, then so can you ; so go ahead and click the links below to start your personal journey...we hope you enjoy yourself here at puddingbench.com ...if you don't, tell us...if you do, tell someone else (you can tell us too)...and for your safety, please, PLEASE , keep your hands and feet inside your seat until the web page has finished loading and your computer screen has come to a complete stop... *and ain't
that the truth! Because of Bobo's incurable obsession with the Internet he was
able to reconnect with Tony Mason-Sherwood, singer, songwriter, storyteller,
musician, artist, computer guru, and other talents too numerous to list
here...HA! Hey, Tony & Teddy; hey, hey, hey!...AND, by chance, on the 4th of
July, Bobo reconnected with one of his guitar heros, Burt Teague....ain't it
wonderful, this mahdurn teknolligee!...and also, Moonanum Roland James, Charlie Alzamora,
Alan Jake Jacobs, Tom Macdonald, John Daniel, Stormin' Norman, Katie Worden,
Mike Capezzone, Millie Grenough, Tommy Cosmo, Joey Prete, and Manny Otherz...and who did Bobo see for the first time since 1979?....why Country Paul
Peyton from the old WHCN-FM, back in the day, before it DROWNED!!!! Yes you heard me,
Country Paul! A good time was had by all, and they all went down to the
seashore...and guess who Bobo saw at dinner...Greg from The O.N.E.F.&.B.Co.!
AWESOME! Rick 'Alto' Hornung, Andy Bassford, Geoffrey Lee, Steve Dash...make it stop!!! Janine Bujalski, Bill Burns,
Harvey Redak, Ann Drinan...A.J. Mulhern (in-DEED!), Bill Bender, Matt's niece
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